Series 5
11 episodes

1. 21st January 2006
23m · Jan 21, 2006
The quirky comic sings a Mary Poppins-inspired song about The Bill, demonstrates how to eat a banana, and pits Derek Acorah against Scooby Doo.

2. 28th January 2006
23m · Jan 28, 2006
The quirky comic reveals what happened when the Jolly Green Giant paid a visit to Holby City. Plus, creepy babies and Russell Grant's shopping list.

3. 4th February 2006
23m · Feb 4, 2006
The quirky comic reports on a wardrobe shortage in Emmerdale and a doll murder in The Bill. Plus, Napoleon takes on Nookie Bear in this episode's fight.

4. 11th February 2006
23m · Feb 11, 2006
The quirky comic sabotages Deal or No Deal by spreading butter on Noel Edmonds' phone.
5. 18th February 2006
23m · Feb 18, 2006
The quirky comic reveals how the soaps have celebrated Valentine's Day and reveals how the medics of Casualty dealt with a jam overdose.
6. 25th February 2006
23m · Feb 25, 2006
Sid James appears on The Apprentice, and Harry breaks up a fight on Footballer's Wives, and a man laughs his glasses off.
7. 4th March 2006
23m · Mar 4, 2006
The quirky comic reveals what happens when medium Derek Acorah gets possessed by a washing machine, EastEnders runs out of wooden spoons, and a muppet visits Emmerdale.
8. 11th March 2006
23m · Mar 11, 2006
Harry discovers the only happy person in EastEnders and referees a fight between a pig and a squirrel.
9. 18th March 2006
23m · Mar 18, 2006
10. 25th March 2006
23m · Mar 25, 2006

11. Harry Hill's Christmas TV Burp
23m · Dec 30, 2006