Season 1
13 episodes

1. Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies
22m · Sep 7, 2012
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.

2. The Full Mountie
22m · Sep 14, 2012
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.

3. Screw You, Mr. Wonderful
22m · Sep 21, 2012
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.

4. The Man With No Ass
22m · Sep 28, 2012
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.

5. Cousin Sammy Dies in the End
22m · Oct 5, 2012
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.

6. Rainbows and Painted Hos
22m · Oct 12, 2012
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.

7. Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City
22m · Oct 19, 2012
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.

8. Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear
22m · Oct 26, 2012
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.

9. Petey Gets God'd
22m · Nov 2, 2012
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.

10. The Oracle of Vagina
22m · Nov 9, 2012
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.

11. The Horny Bastard
22m · Nov 16, 2012
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.

12. Sex on Ice
22m · Nov 23, 2012
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".

13. Hunts With Handgun
22m · Nov 30, 2012
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.