Married... with Children

Season 8

26 episodes

  1. 1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

    22m · Sep 5, 1993

    When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

  2. 2. Hood 'n the Boyz

    22m · Sep 12, 1993

    Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

  3. 3. Proud to Be Your Bud

    22m · Sep 19, 1993

    The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

  4. 4. Luck of the Bundys

    22m · Sep 26, 1993

    When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

  5. 5. Banking on Marcy

    22m · Oct 3, 1993

    Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

  6. 6. No Chicken, No Check

    22m · Oct 10, 1993

    Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

  7. 7. Take My Wife, Please

    22m · Oct 24, 1993

    While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

  8. 8. Scared Single

    22m · Nov 7, 1993

    Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

  9. 9. NO MA'AM

    22m · Nov 14, 1993

    Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

  10. 10. Dances With Weezy

    22m · Nov 21, 1993

    Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

  11. 11. Change for a Buck

    22m · Nov 28, 1993

    Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

  12. 12. A Little Off the Top

    22m · Dec 12, 1993

    Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

  13. 13. The Worst Noel

    22m · Dec 19, 1993

    Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

  14. 14. Sofa So Good

    22m · Jan 16, 1994

    While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

  15. 15. Honey, I Blew Up Myself

    22m · Jan 23, 1994

    Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

  16. 16. How Green Was My Apple

    22m · Feb 6, 1994

    A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

  17. 17. Valentine's Day Massacre

    22m · Feb 13, 1994

    Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

  18. 18. Get Outta Dodge

    22m · Feb 20, 1994

    Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

  19. 19. Field of Screams

    22m · Feb 27, 1994

    Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

  20. 20. The D'Arcy Files

    22m · Mar 20, 1994

    Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

  21. 21. Nooner or Later

    22m · Apr 10, 1994

    Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

  22. 22. Ride Scare

    22m · Apr 24, 1994

    Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

  23. 23. The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

    22m · May 1, 1994

    Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

  24. 24. Assault and Batteries

    22m · May 8, 1994

    When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

  25. 25. Al Goes Deep

    22m · May 15, 1994

    Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

  26. 26. Kelly Knows Something

    22m · May 22, 1994

    Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.