Season 1
8 episodes

1. Bath of Beans
30m · Sep 16, 2003
Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

2. Tallest Man
30m · Sep 23, 2003
Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

3. Hard-Boiled Egg Eating
30m · Sep 30, 2003
Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.

4. Most Cigarettes in a Mouth
30m · Oct 7, 2003
Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

5. Biggest House of Cards
30m · Oct 14, 2003
Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.

6. Smallest Ant
30m · Oct 21, 2003
There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.

7. Largest Mince Pie
30m · Oct 28, 2003
Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.

8. Most People in a Mini
30m · Nov 4, 2003
Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.