Season 9
24 episodes
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
21m · Sep 19, 2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
2. People Who Love Peepholes
21m · Sep 26, 2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
20m · Oct 3, 2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
4. Nine Magic Fingers
21m · Oct 10, 2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
20m · Oct 17, 2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
6. The Squat and Hover
21m · Oct 24, 2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
19m · Oct 31, 2011
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
8. Thank You for the Intercourse
21m · Nov 7, 2011
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
9. Frodo's Headshots
21m · Nov 14, 2011
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
21m · Nov 21, 2011
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
20m · Dec 5, 2011
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
21m · Dec 12, 2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
20m · Jan 2, 2012
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
14. A Possum on Chemo
20m · Jan 16, 2012
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
21m · Feb 6, 2012
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
20m · Feb 13, 2012
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
17. Not in My Mouth!
19m · Feb 20, 2012
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
18. The War Against Gingivitis
21m · Feb 27, 2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
19. Palmdale, Ech
21m · Mar 19, 2012
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
20. Grandma's Pie
21m · Apr 9, 2012
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
21. Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
21m · Apr 16, 2012
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
22. Why We Gave Up Women
21m · Apr 30, 2012
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
21m · May 7, 2012
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
21m · May 14, 2012
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.