The Abbott and Costello Show

Season 2

26 episodes

  1. 1. The Paper Hangers

    25m · Nov 7, 1953

    To pay back rent, Bud and Lou attempt to wallpaper an apartment. Later, as waiters in a restaurant, they brawl with hoodlums.

  2. 2. Uncle Bozzo's Visit

    25m · Nov 14, 1953

    Lou's eccentric opera singing uncle comes to stay with the boys for a couple of months.

  3. 3. In Society

    25m · Nov 21, 1953

    A wealthy society matron pays Bud to attend a formal reception and impersonate the Duke of Gluten. Lou comes along pretending to be his cousin, the Earl of Waldo.

  4. 4. Life Insurance

    25m · Nov 28, 1953

    Mr. Fields takes out an insurance policy on Lou. Later, Bud takes Lou on a hunting trip, and Lou suspects Bud and Mr. Fields have plotted to kill him for the insurance money.

  5. 5. Pest Exterminators

    25m · Dec 5, 1953

    Bud and Lou are pest exterminators mistaken for psychiatrists when they attend to Mrs. Featherton's "aunts."

  6. 6. Killer's Wife

    25m · Dec 12, 1953

    When a heavyweight prize fighter named Killer thinks that Lou is having an affair with his wife, Bud attempts to get Lou trained and fit in a gym.

  7. 7. Cheap Skates

    25m · Dec 19, 1953

    Bud and Lou accidentally buy a crate of roller-skates, not knowing that they have stolen diamonds hidden inside.

  8. 8. South of Dixie

    25m · Dec 26, 1953

    Lou accidentally lands himself and Bud roles in a Civil War melodrama.

  9. 9. From Bed to Worse

    25m · Jan 2, 1954

    Bud and Lou attempt to plant a backyard garden in order to win a cash prize offered by a civic group.

  10. 10. $1,000 TV Prize

    25m · Jan 9, 1954

    Lou wins a $1,000 dollar prize pretending to be Mr. Fields. He then has to get Mr. Fields out of the way so he can collect it.

  11. 11. Amnesia

    25m · Jan 16, 1954

    Lou is in love with a girl he has never met. As a gag, Bud and his friends convince him that he has already married the girl. The woman who poses as his wife then makes his existence miserable.

  12. 12. Efficiency Experts

    25m · Jan 23, 1954

    Bud and Lou land jobs as efficiency experts, and are assigned to restrain their client’s daughters from spending money. The young women, however, get the boys to buy them expensive dresses and take them to a casino, where they end up in a brawl.

  13. 13. Car Trouble

    25m · Jan 30, 1954

    When Lou wins a car, Bud sells it to buy a cheaper one, using the profits to try to finance a vacation in Flint, Michigan.

  14. 14. Wife Wanted

    25m · Feb 6, 1954

    When Lou finds out he will inherit $10,000 provided that he has a wife, he tries to marry a former girlfriend—who is dating a man named Bonebender Brodsky.

  15. 15. Uncle from New Jersey

    25m · Feb 13, 1954

    When Mr. Fields is just about to evict the boys, Bud convinces him that Lou's Uncle Ruppert is a millionaire and Lou is the sole heir. Complications arise, however, when Mike the Cop begins to believe that the visiting uncle (Lou in disguise) has been murdered.

  16. 16. Private Eye

    25m · Feb 20, 1954

    After receiving his private eye diploma from the Watchdog Correspondence School, Lou helps a friend locate some valuable bonds in a haunted house.

  17. 17. The Tax Return

    25m · Feb 27, 1954

    Lou receives a tax refund check for $1,000,000. He takes the check to a bank and demands cash. He is subsequently followed by home by crooks.

  18. 18. Public Enemies

    25m · Mar 6, 1954

    Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.

  19. 19. Bank Holdup

    25m · Mar 13, 1954

    Bud and Lou unwittingly take jobs as armed bodyguards for a couple of hoodlums and assist in a bank robbery. They use their share of money to pay their rent, and later try to get it back from Mr. Fields' safe.

  20. 20. Well Oiled

    25m · Mar 20, 1954

    Bud and Lou help Mr. Fields, who is being threatened with a lawsuit. Lou poses as a Texas millionaire to help discredit the complainant.

  21. 21. The Pigeon

    25m · Mar 27, 1954

    Bud and Lou's beautiful next door neighbor uses Lou as a decoy to help break up with her mobster boyfriend.

  22. 22. Honeymoon House

    25m · Apr 3, 1954

    When Bud and Mr. Fields help Lou put together a prefab house in order to impress his fiancée and her parents, a jealous former boyfriend sabotages their work.

  23. 23. Fencing Master

    25m · Apr 10, 1954

    A mad scientist's experiment convinces Lou that he is indestructible.

  24. 24. Beauty Contest Story

    25m · Apr 17, 1954

    When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.

  25. 25. Fall Guy

    25m · Apr 24, 1954

    Bud and Lou want to take two sisters on a date but their father convinces the boys to put an antenna on his roof instead.

  26. 26. Barber Lou

    25m · May 1, 1954

    Lou tries to give Bud a rubdown following instructions from a radio show, but he's tuned into a program explaining how to paint a car at home.