How I Met Your Mother

Season 3

20 episodes

  1. 1. Wait for It

    21m · Sep 24, 2007

    Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

  2. 2. We're Not from Here

    21m · Oct 1, 2007

    Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

  3. 3. Third Wheel

    23m · Oct 8, 2007

    Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

  4. 4. Little Boys

    23m · Oct 15, 2007

    Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

  5. 5. How I Met Everyone Else

    23m · Oct 22, 2007

    Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

  6. 6. I'm Not That Guy

    23m · Oct 29, 2007

    Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

  7. 7. Dowisetrepla

    21m · Nov 5, 2007

    Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

  8. 8. Spoiler Alert

    21m · Nov 12, 2007

    Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

  9. 9. Slapsgiving

    23m · Nov 19, 2007

    Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

  10. 10. The Yips

    23m · Nov 26, 2007

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

  11. 11. The Platinum Rule

    21m · Dec 10, 2007

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

  12. 12. No Tomorrow

    21m · Mar 17, 2008

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

  13. 13. Ten Sessions

    23m · Mar 24, 2008

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

  14. 14. The Bracket

    21m · Mar 31, 2008

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

  15. 15. The Chain of Screaming

    23m · Apr 14, 2008

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

  16. 16. Sandcastles in the Sand

    23m · Apr 21, 2008

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

  17. 17. The Goat

    23m · Apr 28, 2008

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

  18. 18. Rebound Bro

    21m · May 5, 2008

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

  19. 19. Everything Must Go

    21m · May 12, 2008

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

  20. 20. Miracles

    23m · May 19, 2008

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.