
The Onion Movie
20081h 30mComedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Starring: Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal
Cast
- Len CariouNorm Archer

- Ken TakemotoSensei

- Steven SeagalCock Puncher

- Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs

- Don McManusDennis McCormick

- Michael BoltonMichael Bolton

- Ahmed AhmedAhmed

- Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim

- Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer

- Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef












